Dissecting Deborah–Frostbitten Toenails

Twelve miles,
In spandex kecks.
Testicular origami,
Abounds.

Wise old bastard,
Toasts his bread,
On one side,
And butters the one,
Untoasted.

Fish fingers.
Smimpoliwash,
Derek Jacobi,
Of farts and winnets.

Wash,
The impurities,
From your pubes.
Touch your toes,
And eat your spinach.

Driven by,
A Ford Transit,
Into a brothel.
Bind your hands,
With barbed wire.