Snogging Jesus–Behind the Bike Sheds

Denial of access;
The door,
Slams shut.
Brian cries out;
His foreskin,
Trapped by,
The closure.

Beads, beads, beads,
Beads, beads, beads,
Anal beads, beads, beads.

Feeling stabby,
And throat punchy.
Eggy fart,
Wafting through,
The hamster.

Tits McGee,
Chesty LaRue,
Top bollocks,
Breasts.

And lager.
And LSD.

Hahahaha.
Dead puppies.
I shit you not!
Yay!
Minge-lip service…