Lizard Buggery–What Became of Jethro?

Nudge, nudge;
Wink, wink.
It’s feeding time,
For Godfrey.
A bollock-only diet.

Piss in my arse.
You smell of,
Ethanol,
And sperm.

A bus ride,
To Barnet,
Became the trip,
Of a lifetime,
For Maurice.

Straddle my face;
Place a bollock,
On each of my eyes.
Arabian goggles,
Initiated.

Fish fingers.
Wash your,
Twat!

Underneath,
It all,
I’m a bigger,
Knobhead,
Than I appear.

Hold on,
To yer twat!